Flat as a board, straight as an arrow, asystole (flat-lined for all you non nursing beauties out there)…these are all the things my diet is doing… I know it’s been forever since I posted about my diet right?! Well that’s because it was put on hold. *making car crashing sounds* *throw in some explosion sound… Continue reading Plateau. . .
Sixteen thousand three hundred sixty eight… Marbles? jewels? dollars? (<–Don’t I WISH). Nope. FEET. What the? What does that mean… 3.1 miles. That’s right. A 5K.I think everyone except for me knew I could do it. My brain, as per usual was a plethora of evil dark and twisty thoughts. But I did it anyway!… Continue reading 16,368
Show me the money! Give me all the money! Show me the… $13.83?! What’s so exciting about a whole $13.83 you ask? I won it. How? By losing weight. *waits for that to sink in* Yeah, I know laugh all you want but HELLO?! It’s $13.83 I didn’t have before. I have discovered an AMAZING… Continue reading ‘Show….Me….The MONEY!’
I would walk 500 miles? Like maybe? I’m thinking about it? Contemplating? NOPE! How about I WILL walk 500 miles. Not at one time silly (that would be obnoxious right? or maybe just REALLY ambitious)! Over a long period of time…like…a snail. No, wait… maybe not a snail that’s too slow. How about…a donkey (from… Continue reading I Would Walk 500 Miles…
“When Cameron was in Egypt’s land. . . let my. . .Cameron. . .gooooo.“ Some adventures are sprints to the finish while others are marathons of exhausting proportions. Weight-loss is most certainly a marathon with a lot of tripping, falling, and lets face it. . . face-planting. I started well on my way to weight-loss… Continue reading Call Me Cameron
Nothing screams adventure like a long tedious journey through weight loss. Am I right? Most of my life has been spent being overweight. However I didn’t really notice until I was in the 6th grade. Middle school kids can be brutal. Laughing at a joke a boy (who I still know to this day, and… Continue reading ‘That’s no moon…It’s a space station!’